peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


jennapatd:

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

IMPORTANT


ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.


phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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ladugard:

The only nail polish for me


liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands


p0tente:

juicywizardnipps:

obsessedwithspn:

coolsail:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

 saving people

hunting things

the family business

comic books

leaving


rabioheab:

i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”



What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst



psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

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barfpop:

me during the interlude of a song leading to a nicki minaj’s verse

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