if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
I guess you could say I’m attracted to danger ;)
*licks butter knife*
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
THIS IS ALMOST TOO PAINFULLY REAL TO REBLOG.
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
if u like my selfies a lot i just automatically like u more than everyone else
its not a sex toy mom, its a sex action figure