This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,
Today is the anniversary of The Simpsons first appearance on television.
On April 19, 1987, “Goodnight” was aired on The Tracey Ullman Show.
Happy Birthday, Simpsons!
so glad his leg isnt broken
mom: were gonna have mcdonalds for dinner
these aren’t my glasses
Like if youre horny and want to destroy america
when i see cuties postin selfies
are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary