ppl who go round talking bout ‘im a flower’ like are u 7 or just dumb
why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
*leans against wall*
*closes 20 tabs of porn*
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.