unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 


ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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Today is the anniversary of The Simpsons first appearance on television.

On April 19, 1987, “Goodnight” was aired on The Tracey Ullman Show.

Happy Birthday, Simpsons!


frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken


officialwhitegirls:

mom: were gonna have mcdonalds for dinner

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human:

a hole


svveden:

these aren’t my glasses


iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Like if youre horny and want to destroy america



d0nn0:

polople:

literally what the fuck

feeling like an endangered species

d0nn0:

polople:

literally what the fuck

feeling like an endangered species


helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary


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