glad to know the only reason women could possibly exercise is so men can masturbate to them having sex thank u for enlightening me
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
two years ago me and my dog were watching tv and someone threw a frisbee off screen and he tried to get behind the tv to catch it but it wasnt there i feel like it eternally confused him and hes still searching for that frisbee
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
What the actual fuck?
I think I’m gonna go backflip into traffic, later.
haha u liked my pic haha date me